Seeking the Squirrel’s Hoard
The Long Suffering Husband somehow managed to consume this entire 1.5 lb. jar of nuts and honey within a week. …
Author Archives: linnetmoss
My Sin
OMG. I’m having an illicit affair with Orville Redenbacher. I don’t know if you remember his commercials from the 80s, …
Mickybo and Me (2004)
First there was Butch and Sundance. Then there was Thelma and Louise. And finally… Mickybo and Jonjo! In order to …
For a Firmer Erection, Try… Estrogen!
Good news, gentlemen! Estrogen is essential to male sexual desire and performance (as well as a youthful silhouette). Now you …
Sweet Corn Bacchanal
Sweet corn purists insist on eating it straight from the cob, with (perhaps) butter and a bit of salt. I’m …
A Book Owned by Jerome Kern
Well, how could I resist? I adore Jerome Kern. And he was quite a book collector. The book is Edward …
The Bearable Lightness of Benedict Cumberbatch
The best thing about Benedict Cumberbatch is his name. The Latinate Benedict (Blessed) followed by the Anglo-Saxon coombe and bache, denoting …
The Erotics of Rapini
I crave and desire and savor rapini. Insofar as this vegetable is sometimes known as “rape,” one might say I’m having …
Regulars at Roxana: Dreaming and Fiction
The first fiction I wrote was the result of a dream. I was sitting in a restaurant eating a delectable …
When Tomatoes Attack
This tomato from our garden appears to be trying to grow teeth. It’s slightly scary. I think I’ll let the …
Linnet Moss 