OMG. I’m having an illicit affair with Orville Redenbacher. I don’t know if you remember his commercials from the 80s, but he really creeped me out (like Colonel Sanders! Have you ever noticed how demonic the KFC logo is??).

After I got home from my night class, I ate this for dinner. Mea maxima culpa. But heavens, was it delicious. I put one tablespoon of melted butter on it, with finely grated romano.

Postscript: perusing the suggestions for “Related Content,” I see that they are equally divided between recipes for “Four Layer Sin Cake,” Orville/Colonel stories (though sadly no stories of Orville and the Colonel) and severe fulminations against lapsarian Sinners…

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