My Sin

September 13, 2013

OMG. I’m having an illicit affair with Orville Redenbacher. I don’t know if you remember his commercials from the 80s, …

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September 12, 2013

Good news, gentlemen! Estrogen is essential to male sexual desire and performance (as well as a youthful silhouette). Now you …

September 12, 2013

Sweet corn purists insist on eating it straight from the cob, with (perhaps) butter and a bit of salt. I’m …

September 8, 2013

I crave and desire and savor rapini. Insofar as this vegetable is sometimes known as “rape,” one might say I’m having …

September 7, 2013

This tomato from our garden appears to be trying to grow teeth. It’s slightly scary. I think I’ll let the …

September 4, 2013

I’m a white wine bibber, and among whites my favorite grape is Sauvignon Blanc, and among S.B.’s my favorites are …

August 31, 2013

‘Tis a little-known fact that the “ambrosia” of the Hellenic Gods was actually potatoes dauphinoise. Yes, I know that potatoes …

August 25, 2013

‘It looks for all the world as if the dome of St Paul’s has come down to Brighton and pupped.’ …