Wine pairing arbiter. Figuring out the best wine for grilled artichokes and aioli could keep me happily occupied for a very long time.
Bedtime story reader for Ciarán Hinds.
Cat meme collector and distributor.
St. Peter’s assistant, opening the Pearly Gates for newly arrived poets.
Museum “Secret Shopper” focusing on Europe.
Special correspondent for the World Cheese Database (it’s real!).
Tenured Professor, Department of Unrestrained Pedantry and Rampaging Trivia.
Choosing Mark Rylance’s next project.
Recliner in the arms of Morpheus.