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I can’t seem to stop quoting Hamlet.

Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark? when looking for my cat…


Here I am, Darling!

Gertrude, do not drink! upon hearing the tale of a mischievous youth who peed into a can of Sprite, which someone’s Mom, I am sorry to report, then lifted to her innocent lips…

That kid is toast.

There is nothing good or bad but thinking makes it so… when contemplating Hitman Agent 47.

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Look on the bright side: I’m not the one who had to shave my head!

Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Do not forget, stay out of debt! Sung to the Toreador song from Carmen. Oops, sorry. That’s Gilligan’s Island.

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Still hilarious. Click for video.

Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats… when paying bills from our trip to London.


The fourth night of previews, forsooth!