Ran across this van the other day. This is clearly a man who has never visited Australia. Either that, or his “service” includes a free Bonus.
By the way, the fact that there is a “Rootstown” in Ohio gives many of our visitors great cause for mirth.
It’s the wink that kills me.
Linnet Moss 
Ha ha! If you fancy a root, hop in me ute 😉 Say it in your best Aussie accent 🙂
I guess it’s something like for a Spaniard seeing cars called “Pajero” 😀 (and Mitsubishi called theirs “Montero” 😀 )
LOL. I just looked up the slang meaning of “pajero”! A hilarious list of such mistakes here: http://www.namedevelopment.com/naming-faux-pas.html
Australian foreplay: “Brace yourself, Sheila!”
Now this made me laugh out loud! As the old joke goes. What is the Australian animal that is most like the Australian male? The wombat, because it eats, roots and leaves.
Well, that’s better than the American male who eats, shoots and leaves. I’ll take a wombat any day 🙂
Linnet – LMAO
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