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A customer walks into a restaurant. “What kind of ducks do you serve here?”
Restaurateur: All kinds. Pekins, Muscovies. We like to serve the really fat ones.
Customer: Good. (Glancing over the menu) This looks like a vegetarian restaurant.
Restaurateur: Yes, it is.
Customer: Actually, I’m a vegan. I’ll have the duckweed à l’orange, please.
Female mallard. Click for source (Allaboutbirds.com)
I dreamed this. Once in a while my “dream mind” makes jokes. I’m not sure what the Viennese Doktor would say about this one… Have you ever dreamed a riddle or joke?
Linnet Moss 
What a disappointment… Not even in your dreams you get to savour a juicy roast 😉
Such a shame! Your mind is pretty funny though! The odd time, I wake myself up laughing but I can’t remember why when I wake up 😉
I have never woken up laughing, but I would love it if I did!
I woke up hitting the wall once trying to turn off the TV… I must have very exciting dreams!
Well, I guess I did identify in the dream with the duck “customer” in search of some nice veggies to eat! Maybe it was my dream mind saying that I should become a vegan.
But…. CHEESE!!!!!
Well, yes. Cheesy goodness is my downfall!
I don’t think so. But once I dreamed that I was cursing out one of the union reps that I bargain against. Like really cursing out – lots of f-bombs. Apparently I wasn’t feeling very positive about how negotiations was going that week… 🙂
Ha, ha! I have been on both sides of the bargaining table (I work at a university). Definitely a lot of fuel for disturbing dreams…
Can’t remember dreaming a riddle or joke so I am well impressed. If a little perturbed. 🙂
I wish I could remember more of my dreams. They often provide good material for my writing!
Good heavens, my dreams are basically sitcoms–mostly of the I Love Lucy variety. Chaos, confusion, catastrophe. Okay, that’s actually my real life too. Probably not too surprising. But my dreams feed me in a million ways. I would be devastated if I couldn’t remember them. They are my most important muse!
Cheers, Linnet!
Thanks for the comment! I have had the “I Love Lucy” dream where they’re in the chocolate factory and everything starts happening too fast. Chaotic, but at least it involves chocolate 🙂