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A customer walks into a restaurant. “What kind of ducks do you serve here?”
Restaurateur: All kinds. Pekins, Muscovies. We like to serve the really fat ones.
Customer: Good. (Glancing over the menu) This looks like a vegetarian restaurant.
Restaurateur: Yes, it is.
Customer: Actually, I’m a vegan. I’ll have the duckweed à l’orange, please.


Female mallard. Click for source (Allaboutbirds.com)

I dreamed this. Once in a while my “dream mind” makes jokes. I’m not sure what the Viennese Doktor would say about this one… Have you ever dreamed a riddle or joke?